Did you know a woman of average height/weight would have to walk four miles to burn off the calories contained in one mince pie? I’m setting off now…
So go easy on the christmas goodies Friday Fictioneers .
Have a great time, and see y’all after Christmas.
The bottle-nosed dolphin eyed them quizzically from the poolside.
“He was just being friendly, Jen; a game, that’s all. Please don’t take this further.”
Jen examined her bruised thighs, whilst Dr Adams applied antiseptic to the bite on her neck.
“He’s dangerous…I thought he’d kill me,” she snapped, still quivering with shock from her ordeal beneath the water. “He shouldn’t be allowed to interact with the public.”
The dolphin edged along the poolside to affectionately nuzzle the leg of the distraught young keeper.
“It’s just women…” Adams faltered.
“Face it, doctor”, said Jen, glancing at the keeper, “your son needs help… now.