On a More Practical Note – Friday Fictioneers, March 2017

Copyright Shaktiki Sharma

She’s not sure why she’s done this.

Because she could?  That convenient mantra inspires most of her transgressions, a glib response that unnerves even the most detached interrogator.

She presses her face into the pillow, inhaling his man-smell, and slides her legs across the cold side of the bed.

Does she wish she hadn’t?  Possibly.  But only because then there’d still be a treat in store, a prospect to cherish.

She lifts the pillow.  Stares down, remembering the good times.

He won’t be hard to replace, she’s sure of that.

Difficult to remove though; maybe a shorter guy next time.

 

My second murder story in four days – my husband is giving me sidelong glances.  I suspect this prompt probably depicts a multi-coloured grasshopper, but I saw a Preying Mantis – that’s the mood I’m in.  After a couple of forays enjoying the luxury of 150 words and 200 words, I’m dipping into the stricter 100 word regime of Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers.  And it’s tough!

About Sandra

I used to cruise the French waterways with my husband four or five months a year, and wrote fiction and poetry. Now I live on the beautiful Dorset coast, enjoying the luxury of being able to have a cat, cultivating an extensive garden and getting involved in the community. I still write fiction, but only when the spirit moves me - which isn't as often as before. I love animals, F1 motor racing, French bread and my husband, though not necessarily in that order.
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88 Responses to On a More Practical Note – Friday Fictioneers, March 2017

  1. neilmacdon says:

    And you made every word count, Sandra

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  2. LOL to the comment about your husband. I would be worried too. At least she didn’t bite his head off. I like how off-handish this sounds.

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  3. Dear Sandra,

    I can understand those sidelong glances from your husband. He’d better be nice to you…very, very nice. 😉 Personally, I love where the prompt took you. Your MC is one cold woman. As always, you show the rest of us how it’s done.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  4. She is definitely cold. I feel sorry for her next victim. And your comment on your husband’s sidelong glances! Makes me laugh out loud. Good story and characterisation.

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  5. Looking skeptically at the bathtub, wondering if he’ll fit or if she needs to spread trash bags on the floor, maybe? Nice use of the prompt. The human mantis!

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  6. In your world, Sandra, men should be more wary!

    Nicely structured story as always, beginning, middle, and a kicker.

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  7. jellico84 says:

    Thanks for the id on the insect. Thought it was a grasshopper, but they’re green here so it threw me. Love the story. 🙂 ❤

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    • Sandra says:

      Ooooh, don’t take my word for it being a Preying Mantis. I’m the girl who lost 20% of the available marks in the Biology GCSE for wrongly identifying a stickleback specimen as an earth-worm. Thanks for reading.

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      • jellico84 says:

        Grasshopper of some sort. Someone actually id’d it, but that was this morning and it’s slipped my brain at the moment. Listening to a lecture for a Ham radio exam and checking my comments.

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  8. Iain Kelly says:

    Practical and cold-blooded. Your husband should be nervous. Great writing. 🙂

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  9. trentpmcd says:

    Good one. Typically if I am on the lookout for a lover i don’t think about things like how easy it would be to dispose of the body… Not the first thing to cross my mind.

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  10. James says:

    Besides a Biblical plague, that’s the other interpretation that immediately comes to mind. Yikes.

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  11. I love the opening line! Was she at a loose end? Wanted a challenge? Doing a bit of tidying up? The more I think about it, the more it makes me smile!

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  12. Dale says:

    Grasshopper, praying manits…we’re going to get technical on FF? I think not!
    And hubs better be on his best behaviour!
    Loved this.

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  13. See, size does matter after all. 🙂

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  14. Sandra says:

    🙂 🙂 Indeed it does.

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  15. Esther Bernstein says:

    Ha! That last line is the perfect end.

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  16. granonine says:

    That story warrants a shiver!

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  17. Lynn Love says:

    That’s the most terrifying motivation – because you can. Horribly real feel inside the mind of a killer, Sandra – so well done

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  18. Oh, she’s so matter-of-fact. Hopefully she is not too tall herself. Shorter may not be as fun.

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  19. Practicality was the first word that came to mind when I finished reading this gem. I love how the tone and mood of the story start to paint a picture, just to smack us in the face with the canvas when we get to the end. Very clever.

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  20. Rommy says:

    This was a chilling story, especially with the matter of fact tone throughout.

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  21. Carl Bystrom says:

    Love this one. Dark and delightful. Thank you.

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  22. plaridel says:

    she’s not one to cross. most definitely.

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  23. Amy Reese says:

    Oh my, Sandra. I hope your husband is giving you roses and chocolates. 🙂 Love that ending. It hits just the right spot.

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  24. Laurie Bell says:

    Oh gosh! Well told. I was worried about his head too

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  25. draliman says:

    Chilling, a real black widow and the only remorse she feels is that the deed is over – for this time. Your last line made me smile 🙂

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  26. I smelled manslaughter. Excellently written.

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  27. Tamal says:

    So she ate the head? Great story.

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  28. I bet your husband is sleeping with one eye open!

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  29. I love the matter of fact way she views things! Very practical!

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  30. Because she could… what a chilling reason… and the only reason for waiting is to build up anticipation… so cold blooded… but I guess you might get addicted to that.

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  31. ah, love the linet: shorter man next time. lovely little serial killer?

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  32. Martin Cororan says:

    …My suspicions of the opposite sex are finally confirmed! A great, macabre little story.

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  33. I’m 6′ tall so I should be safe! Excellent tale.

    My story is called ‘THE DETECTIVE’

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  34. Sounds like an episode of Criminal Minds! What’s going on deep in her subconscious?

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  35. Liz Young says:

    As long as your murderous mood stays on paper your husband needn’t worry. Great story.

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  36. k rawson says:

    Lol, my fiction has occasionally earned me those looks from my spouse too. Love the voice in this one. It was even more delightful on the second read through.

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  37. rgayer55 says:

    Whew, that takes me off her list. It would be a real job to move my carcass.
    I guess you could have also titled this “MoreThan One Grasshopper in the Meadow.”

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  38. subroto says:

    Urk! Such a matter of fact tone in here. Maybe invest in a compactor/composter for the next time. Nice one.

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  39. I like how you got into the mind of a serial killer and made it look almost acceptable.

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  40. Michael Wynn says:

    She’s deliciously cold and evil, I fear for the next ones

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  41. gahlearner says:

    I love it. It’s scary how cold and matter of fact she is, but you told it in such a darkly humourous way that it makes me grin despite the shiver.

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  42. You’ve depicted a very cool killer; and in 100 words. Bravo!

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  43. Very noir. The femme fatale with a murderous streak. I love where this prompt has taken you. Excellent writing.

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  44. Word count doesn’t seem to matter when it comes to you, Sandra, you spin your web so well! But yes, I’m glad a “pond” divides us; you send chills down my spine. 😉

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  45. athling2001 says:

    I was sad for her until the end. Well done.

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