“You’re always so supportive.”
A divorcee herself, Ellen has total empathy.
She embraces me. “That’s what friends are for, hon.”
“And thanks for the quiche,” she calls, as I leave.
Ellen’s always been excruciatingly tactful. She hates quiche and won’t touch it, even though I’ve incorporated the finest cheese available, and carefully selected wild mushrooms, fresh from the woods.
My ex-husband loves quiche. He’s also a sadistic bastard, an emotional terrorist, and I’ve worried about Ellen, from the moment I first spied his boots on her porch.
So I’m helping her out here.
That’s what friends are for, surely?
Another slightly edited re-run for Friday Fictioneers this week as Christmas preparations continue apace. Thanks to Rochelle for leading us out again during this festive period.
Filled with acid and dark humour, Sandra. Lovely
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Rochelle has been known to call me Aunt Acid, Neil. 😉 Thanks for reading.
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Not sure at first who the narrator was but with a lovely twist it became clear, funny and a great example of what I admire in your flash fiction execution.
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Thanks for reading Irene.
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True friend indeed. Love the way you write, dear.
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Thanks for reading, Indira.
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It’s pleasure to read your stories, dear.
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Fantastic narrative here, Sandra. Those wild mushrooms can come in quite handy indeed.
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There’s one to everyone’s taste, I think. Thanks for reading.
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Very ‘Phantom Thread’!
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Thanks for reading.
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Fabulous.
I do love your evil side, you are so masterfully malicious.
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It’s taken many years of practice And provocation. Thanks for reading, CE.
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Dear Sandra,
Loved it then, love it now. Bon Apetit to the abusive husband. Savor those mushrooms. 😉 A friend in need, they say, is a friend indeed.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I think he will enjoy his last supper. Thanks for reading, Rochelle, happy holidays.
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How nice of her to help out 😉
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She’s all heart. 🙂
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Oh, those wild mushrooms. Love the irony in this story.
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Thanks for reading. 🙂
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Wild mushrooms, huh? And Ellen won’t touch it? Hmmm…. Great write.
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Thanks for reading, Trent.
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😱
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Wild mushrooms from the woods, well good for her that Ellen doesn’t like quiche. Maybe the ex husband will find them and savour them.
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I think he will enjoy his quiche.
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There’s more than one way to send a message! And carry out an execution? Brilliant dark story, Sandra.
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Thanks for reading Jilly. 🙂
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Cutting portrait. The tone is spot on.
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Thanks, Josh. 🙂
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Fantastic twist. I’m worried about those mushrooms, but she’s trying to be a good friend, right?
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I think you’re right… 🙂
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What a lovely intricate story.
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Thanks Liz.
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This was fantastic, Sandra! You do evil oh so subtly… But girlfriends do have to stick together, don’t they? Even if one doesn’t know the other is 😉
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Safety in number, I always say. 🙂 Thanks for reading Dale.
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That is true! When they can stop bitching at each other and stick together 😉
Happy Christmas, Sandra! xo
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Same to you. Have a lovely time x
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Merci, belle dame!
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After all… Ellen will for sure wish that evil bastard dead too… just a matter of time… and after all destroying angel is the right name for those mushrooms so easily mistaken for edible Agaricus
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Thanks for reading Bjorn. 🙂
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Liked this Sandra. Neat overtones of ‘mushrooms’ here.
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Thanks for reading. 🙂
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A model of flash fiction. A perfect miniature. Kudos!
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Thank you Penny! Glad you liked it.
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Fantastic in content and style! What a set up. 😀 Husband will have such a short to appreciate Ellen’s assets which includes being a great cook.
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He’s on borrowed time, I think. Thanks for reading.
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So crisp and neatly done!
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Like the quiche, hey? 🙂 Thanks for reading.
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apparently the quiche was intended for someone else. poor ellen. she could be charged as an accessory.
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Perhaps so. Thanks for reading.
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Wicked story! It’s great to have friends who give you hugs and quiches.
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I see what you did there! 🙂 Thanks for reading.
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You are so generous. Your ex-husband loves quiche. You supply this to a person who does not like but seeing your ex-husband! This is Christmas season of giving.
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All heart! 🙂
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Aah, the carefully selected mushrooms are soon going to come into play, methinks. Lovely!
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It will be a brief encounter, I feel.
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There’s nothing like a nice deathcap quiche to rid yourself of life’s little problems… 🙂
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So true. 🙂
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There’s poison in them wild mushrooms, I suspect!
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I think so.
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Oh, that was lovely.
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Thank you, Violet.
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Loved it. Wild mushrooms, take him away.
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Off with his head!
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A true friend, and perhaps a bit of revenge as well? Very well written!
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A dish best served cold, as they say.
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wild mushrooms are sometimes deadly poisonous. Gautama the Buddha died after eating a meal made wild mushrooms
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I didn’t know that. Thank you.
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The wild mushrooms part gave me chills! Wonderfully executed!
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Thank you!
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Oh dear, how wicked. I wonder why Ellen is a friend, she didn’t steal the husband, but then again.
A nicely subtle story.
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Thanks, James.
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There’s no room for mush when such wild mushrooms are around. A wickedly ironical tale. I have always felt you are one of the finest FF writers around.
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Such a kind thing to say, Neel. Thank you
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Ah, the “carefully selected” wild mushrooms. I’m sure Ellen’s problem will soon be a thing of the past.
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I think so too. Thanks for reading.
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I loved this. I laughed out loud. I have some stilton and mushrooms in the fridge. I want to make quiche and serve it right up to a nemesis. Bravo!
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Thank you! Enjoy your quiche
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Liked the dark, plot twist.
Regards, SLSM.
https://stilllovedstillmissed.wordpress.com/
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Great humour.
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I love how she lies to herself. Well, as they say: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
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Wild mushroom Quiche? That sounds ominous…
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