You don’t like me, right? I sense these things. But you will. I’ll wait.
What matters is that he likes me. A lot. So you better get used to having me around.
If it comes to that, I don’t particularly like you. Well, not much anyway.
You need too much attention. You know that? High maintenance, his buddies say. No way to a man’s heart.
I’m special to him, we go way back. And I’m gonna be here for quite a while yet, honey.
So quit licking that ass will you, and fetch your ball. We’ll try again, huh?