Mattie knew about women… how to hook ‘em… how to… well, you know.
He once said when you dump a girl, do it in style. Make it a day she’ll remember for the good stuff as well as the bad.
So he literally pushed the boat out for Charlene. Wine, caviar, bobbing around in the bay all day before delivering the old ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ line.
Charlene’s a big girl… bigger’n Mattie. Didn’t take it too well.
Mattie don’t sail no more; I hear he’s gettin’ down with the fishies these days.
Boat for sale.
One careless owner.
Thanks to CE Ayres for a photo that brings back lots of memories for me, an altogether different part of my life. And thanks to Rochelle for leading out the Friday Fictioneers every week, a port in the storm of what’s become almost endless everyday life for most of us.
i like the play on words. We’ve struck the same theme in different ways 🙂
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Thanks for reading, Reena.
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I liked the echo of “for sale. baby shoes. never worn”
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Thanks Neil.
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You’ve done it again!!!!! Congratulations. We had a conversation with an off shore sailor who says she left the boat before this episode because she had planned it in detail and was afraid to trust herself if she stayed.
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You know, Carole, I think I met the same woman. If not it was someone in a very similar position and we also came across her husband (very briefly) and fully understood the nature of her concerns. 🙂 Thanks for reading.
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Seems like Mattie didn’t know as much about the ladies as he thought, hmm…
Your usual delightfully structured piece, Sandra.
PS I ain’t Pam, it’s just ‘Ayr’!
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Ooops! Senior moment. Amended. 😉
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Glad Charlene could protect herself!
Boat will be sold. Only if boats could tell their stories…
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Thanks for reading, Anita.
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Dear Sandra,
Mattie had it coming. I feel no remorse for him. Well done as always.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks for reading, Rochelle.
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Oh, very good, Sandra! What a take on the photo prompt. 🙂
Susan A Eames at
Travel, Fiction and Photos
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Thanks for reading, Susan.
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😂 A hilarious start to my morning. I love your take on the old “let her down gently”.
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He was all heart, I guess. And now he’s all bones. Thanks for reading, Eugenia.
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Yeeeks
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Thanks for reading, Sue.
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Pleasure
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Something rather satisfying about this. Loved the tone.
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Thanks, Tanille.
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Well, that’s not how he wanted to get out of the relationship.
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I guess not. Thanks for reading.
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He picked the wrong woman to wrong, didn’t he?
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You’re so right! 🙂
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Enjoyed this, Sandra! You never disappoint as a storyteller 🙂
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Many thanks Dora.
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Always a pleasure 🙂
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Finally, it’s comeuppance for Mattie. Deep down, he’ll regret very deeply (pun fully intentional!)
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He’s got plenty of time to reflet on his errors. Thanks for reading.
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Nice wry story, Sandra. Great title, too!
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Thanks for reading Penny.
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Haha! Take that, Mattie… Your “ship has sailed”… just not as you hoped… Good one!
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Sailed indeed! thanks for reading Dale.
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Tsk tsk Mattie, you always wait until you’re on land to give the boot. Wonderful tale-telling, Sandra.
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I always used to feel that the exit to a ‘dumping’ was as important as how you did it. Truly backed himself into a corner there.
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Clearly Mattie didn’t understand the rules of relationships: always get the girl to dump you. Well she did in the end – but for the wrong reason.
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And a true ‘dumping’ it was. Thanks for reading.
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Love it.
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Many thanks!
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Mattie obviously wasn’t good at reading women!
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I think you may be right. Thanks for reading.
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She’ll certainly remember that day, with great satisfaction!
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A pretty harsh ending for him, though he did have it coming.
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You create a powerful scenario so skilfully, and a satisfying ending, just deserts.
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Mattie didn’t think that one through. Great last line!
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Ooh nice one. Mattie is now firmly anchored as a shoal provider.
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Careless indeed. Great story!
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